i havent been on here in years, i probably won’t come back again, and goddamn i was a shitter when i was but im a girl now just in case anyone was wondering

annikuh:

when Gordon Ramsay is in town so I try the restaurant he’s at & he comes into the dining room saying “ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention for one minute”

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bscully:
“ swevicki:
“ dude-its-liz:
“ libertybill:
“” ”
Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.
”
Bullshit.
He didn’t. He’s pulling a PR stunt right now.
• From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn’t exist...

bscully:

swevicki:

dude-its-liz:

libertybill:

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Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.

Bullshit. 
He didn’t. He’s pulling a PR stunt right now.


  1. From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn’t exist anywhere. Most hits track back to news articles to this subject matter, but there is NO actual association with that exact name (Did all these fucks who created their clickbait articles around the web even bother to check…?)
  2. “Sincerely, Dick N bawls”? Lol seriously tumblr are you this gullible
  3. everyone can take a picture of them wearing a oxygen tube, especially if it doesn’t seem to connect to anywhere (= normally a oxygen device or similar  should be next to his bed). They can be detached to the main tube, leaving only the piece that wraps around your your ears/head, that’s exactly how that photo looks like. I should have taken a pic like that last time I was in the hospital just to bullshit people on social media lmao


Also this:

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Where’s that Testicle Association you’re speaking of?

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ninjamarion:

karadin:

and then Prince used Chappelle’s image on the cover of his single 

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Chappelle’s reaction makes it even better:

In June 2014, Chappelle appeared on Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show and discussed the use of his image on Prince’s single: “That’s a Prince judo move right there. You make fun of Prince in a sketch and he’ll just use you in his album cover. What am I going to do, sue him for using a picture of me dressed up like him? That’s checkmate right there.”

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